Dec 06, 2005, 06:27 AM // 06:27
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#381
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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Because you can't see everybody's stupidity, which makes you cooler.
Why are there so many different languages?
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Dec 06, 2005, 06:35 AM // 06:35
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#382
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1,787,569
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: BC, Canada
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It's most certainly NOT a conspiracy to make jobs for the people who write translation books. Really. I promise. The fact that I work in that particular field has NOTHING to do with the answer.
If you're walking across the street and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many hamburgers does it take to cover the roof of your doghouse?
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Dec 06, 2005, 06:39 AM // 06:39
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#383
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: decatur indiana
Guild: hell's mercenaries
Profession: W/E
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LotharOvsothian
o this? i just spilled some bacon grease on it earlier--wait...HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAD BACON GREASE ON MY SHIRT??? O.O *looks around frantically for the cameras*
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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a wood chuck would chuck all the wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
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Dec 06, 2005, 06:41 AM // 06:41
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#384
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1,787,569
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: BC, Canada
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...was that the sound of a pin dropping?
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Dec 06, 2005, 07:06 AM // 07:06
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#385
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: USA
Guild: Xen of Onslaught
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no, just a small horseshoe.
Why do people who die always call others noobs ?
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Dec 06, 2005, 08:13 AM // 08:13
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#386
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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Because it's hard to think of something better to say when you're dying.
Why is candy so sweet?
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Dec 06, 2005, 09:38 AM // 09:38
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#387
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: the Netherlands
Guild: Lovers of Whisky and Women (LWW)
Profession: E/
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because of her big eyes
Why does she have big eyes?
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Dec 06, 2005, 06:14 PM // 18:14
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#388
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in exile
Profession: W/
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because of her genes
How are babies made?
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Dec 06, 2005, 06:22 PM // 18:22
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#389
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: seattle
Guild: Wantafanta [wtf]
Profession: Mo/E
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ask your mom
will you definistrate a kitty?
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Dec 06, 2005, 06:46 PM // 18:46
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#390
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P
Guild: The Gothic Embrace [Goth]
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I dunno, that would depend entirely on the circumstances ROFL (like if I saw fiddy walking outside then obviously yes since I'd love to give him a face full of kitty claws scratching away) *evil grin*
[spelling zealot] defenestrate [/spelling zealot]
Why do I want to throw a kitty at fiddy cent?
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Dec 06, 2005, 06:53 PM // 18:53
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#391
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: decatur indiana
Guild: hell's mercenaries
Profession: W/E
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cause your evil
y do i wanna kill everyone who listens to rap
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Dec 06, 2005, 09:46 PM // 21:46
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#392
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: seattle
Guild: Wantafanta [wtf]
Profession: Mo/E
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because you touch yourself at night
can't we all be friends?
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Dec 06, 2005, 09:49 PM // 21:49
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#394
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: decatur indiana
Guild: hell's mercenaries
Profession: W/E
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they are if you cook them right
y do i feel the need to kill any of disagrees with me
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Dec 06, 2005, 09:49 PM // 21:49
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#395
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: seattle
Guild: Wantafanta [wtf]
Profession: Mo/E
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because the purple monkey in the sky loves tan better
Will Canada invade poland?
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Dec 06, 2005, 09:50 PM // 21:50
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#396
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Pre-Searing Cadet
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in 2008
Will you be me and me be them?
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Dec 06, 2005, 09:53 PM // 21:53
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#397
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: seattle
Guild: Wantafanta [wtf]
Profession: Mo/E
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yes
but who will be me?
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Dec 06, 2005, 09:54 PM // 21:54
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#398
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Pre-Searing Cadet
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you will be me
Will the sky fall if a fat person jumps?
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Dec 06, 2005, 10:02 PM // 22:02
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#399
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: seattle
Guild: Wantafanta [wtf]
Profession: Mo/E
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I dont know why don't you check
Why do I have to be baptized at sea world?
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Dec 06, 2005, 10:03 PM // 22:03
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#400
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Pre-Searing Cadet
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i was baptized at water world ;_; j/k
why are dimes smaller than nickels?
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