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Old Dec 06, 2005, 06:27 AM // 06:27   #381
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Because you can't see everybody's stupidity, which makes you cooler.

Why are there so many different languages?
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 06:35 AM // 06:35   #382
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It's most certainly NOT a conspiracy to make jobs for the people who write translation books. Really. I promise. The fact that I work in that particular field has NOTHING to do with the answer.

If you're walking across the street and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many hamburgers does it take to cover the roof of your doghouse?
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 06:39 AM // 06:39   #383
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o this? i just spilled some bacon grease on it earlier--wait...HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAD BACON GREASE ON MY SHIRT??? O.O *looks around frantically for the cameras*

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
a wood chuck would chuck all the wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 06:41 AM // 06:41   #384
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...was that the sound of a pin dropping?
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 07:06 AM // 07:06   #385
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no, just a small horseshoe.

Why do people who die always call others noobs ?
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 08:13 AM // 08:13   #386
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Because it's hard to think of something better to say when you're dying.

Why is candy so sweet?
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 09:38 AM // 09:38   #387
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because of her big eyes

Why does she have big eyes?
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 06:14 PM // 18:14   #388
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because of her genes

How are babies made?
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 06:22 PM // 18:22   #389
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ask your mom
will you definistrate a kitty?
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 06:46 PM // 18:46   #390
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I dunno, that would depend entirely on the circumstances ROFL (like if I saw fiddy walking outside then obviously yes since I'd love to give him a face full of kitty claws scratching away) *evil grin*
[spelling zealot] defenestrate [/spelling zealot]

Why do I want to throw a kitty at fiddy cent?
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 06:53 PM // 18:53   #391
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cause your evil

y do i wanna kill everyone who listens to rap
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 09:46 PM // 21:46   #392
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because you touch yourself at night
can't we all be friends?
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 09:48 PM // 21:48   #393
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no because its fun to be enemies

why are hash browns not brown?
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 09:49 PM // 21:49   #394
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they are if you cook them right

y do i feel the need to kill any of disagrees with me
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 09:49 PM // 21:49   #395
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because the purple monkey in the sky loves tan better

Will Canada invade poland?
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 09:50 PM // 21:50   #396
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in 2008

Will you be me and me be them?
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 09:53 PM // 21:53   #397
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yes
but who will be me?
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 09:54 PM // 21:54   #398
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you will be me

Will the sky fall if a fat person jumps?
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 10:02 PM // 22:02   #399
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I dont know why don't you check
Why do I have to be baptized at sea world?
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Old Dec 06, 2005, 10:03 PM // 22:03   #400
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i was baptized at water world ;_; j/k

why are dimes smaller than nickels?
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